Superbowl Boring

So...today is Superbowl Sunday. But football is not for me. I may watch snatches of it, but I don't know. I don't really care who wins. Part of me wants to cheer for the Ravens (because it's the symbol of the Telmarines) but the other part wants the 49'ers to win because Alek hates them. He only hates them because they beat the Patriots in one game long ago. But football is very boring, so let's move on.

Moving on...to why I think football is a reckless sport. Nah. You probably don't want to know that. Sorry, Isabel, I know you like football. And sorry, Caleb and Jake, I don't like football, but I do enjoy cheering you on! And if you want to slam into other guys and knock your brains out, that's fine. I'm not paying your hospital bill. Just don't die, okay?

Kelly is holding a grudge against Ella, because the silly fluffball of a cat climbed onto her dresser in the middle of the night and knocked Kelly's trophy off! Kelly is also currently working on her multi-million dollar idea: Chicken-opoly. It's an entire monopoly game with chickens! Pretty cool, right?

I'm still writing and making lame Lord of the Rings jokes. Pete and I are having a riddle contest. Speaking of which, here's the riddle I gave him. See if you can figure it out! Comment with your guess. (Kelly, don't tell the answer, cause I know that you know it.)

The riddle: What is green as grass, white as snow, red as blood, black as night, and sweet as sugar?

Anyway, I must return to Edmund who is currently launching a major attack on the Pass of Telmar and the invading Telmarine army under the command of King Caspian I. Ambassador Luzan (a.k.a. Lasagna boy) might even make an appearance just for the girls who find him so disgusting. Ha ha, it was hilarious when I introduced him in writing class! Nehemiah thought he should have had one gold tooth. Isaac wanted him to be brushing his hair before he emerges from the dark corner. Mrs. Hill and I were laughing so hard. It was hilarious. You have to read about Ambassador Luzan to understand it fully. :)

Farewell, fair friends!
Love your fearless blogger, Engee
a..k.a. High Queen Heather the Compassionate
(You will understand the nickname reference from a previous blog.)